souvlakigf:

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

segretecose:

if i was the dead wife in a male protagonist’s tragic backstory my dead wife hazy memory montage would be me laughing while scrolling my own tumblr blog

despazito:

Adult website and period tracker

asskalieren:

prettysquid:

me and who

sketiana:

sketiana:

last night was crazy we were passing around a jar of honey taking spoonfuls each till 4 am

smiling real big like this :D rn love and light

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

drafthearse:

first it was girls’ locker rooms vs boys’ locker rooms then it was the feminine urge to vs the masculine urge to now it’s girl dinner vs boy dinner when will it end when will we escape i feel like maybe some of you guys dont even want to escape doesnt anyone else want to escape

redshifting:

campeoness:

u guys will watch anything wtf is wednesday

its tomorrow innit?

zoestorm:

hyenaswine:

hyenaswine:

we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

oh there’s a third! bland, new south wales!

I’m sorry but I just have to appreciate the wordplay on that last sign. It’s brilliant.

newgenroys:

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